your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
(Source: lepiratacanibal)
how to break up w/ a girl
tell her you are moving to africa, then move to africa. live there for the rest of your life
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
(Source: hotanimegirl)
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
hi yes i would like a glass of attention please
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
u know he dead
(Source: b0lly)
whenever i have to write an essay i always end up just repeating myself but in new creative ways
(Source: theinternetsanimals)
RIP Sean Kingston
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
